Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there. I was just making another post for BlogCandy, the blog form of the YouTube channel, VlogCandy. Won’t you join me? Here we goooo!!!
In this post, I’ll be making a fake front page of a newspaper, and then answering some rapid-fire questions. Here’s the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4DfW7DGK8c
The Challenge:
Well, I was really told to act as a newscaster and report my own made up current event. That doesn’t really work as a blog, but hey! the wacky translations are part of the fun of this thing!
So I decided to make the front page of a fictional newspaper. Here ye go:
The picture is from that old movie The Birds. I haven’t seen it, but it’s in my Netflix queue.
Honestly, I’m not too happy with what I came up with. I could have made it look more like a real newspaper, maybe made the article more ridiculous, maybe not misspelled a ton of words, but whatever. (The best part is the story behind the idea. A few years ago, in high school, I convinced a pretty gullible girl that seagulls were attacking yellow things. I told her it was because they were becoming racist against another kind of bird, but that they were too dumb to tell the difference between a bird and a bus. She believed every word of it. I used to think I was a really good liar back then, but now I realize that it was just because I was surrounded by lots of semi-dumb people. I kind of miss it, though. In college, it’s much harder to fool someone.)
The Blog:
Rapid-fire questions, GO!
- Favorite food: fried dumplings.
- Color of my room: lightish blue…?
- Have I ever dyed my hair: no, but I was bright blonde until second grade and now I’m light brown. Go figure.
- Favorite childhood toy: this monster truck that you charged up by pulling a chord on its back, and then you hit a button and it zoomed off.
- Favorite piece of clothing: Corona pajama pants.
- Would I rather be in pics or take them: take them.
- Favorite board game: my group actually made a board game called Zombie Easter Egg Hunt about a month ago for a class, and it’s pretty awesome.
- What is the best season: Fall/Autumn.
- Make up a scat: Scooby Dooby Doo-wop. ‘S the best I got.
